If you happen to have me on your Gtalk messegner list then I bet you would have noticed my status messages.

They are unique. Unique in the sense that they are original(mostly), they are good ghazals, they are great poems or they are simply one liners. Above all they are virtual image of the literal personification of my thoughts or my feelings.

From a long time I have been receiving requests or rather suggestions from some of my friends(few actually) to put them in a blog post ..before they are lost in the limitations of memory. Just like in childhood we are too busy in making life memorable-unintentionally, rather than preserving and cherishing them for rest of the life I was busy in creating more whacky and weird status messages. With gmail messenger even gone from office and me literally shifting gears in life I guess its high time I start ..what we do upon maturity-Preserve.

So here are few of the status messages I kept in last few months. Its an ongoing post and will keep on updating as and when I remember some message that I kept but was not here…

So here I go

1. And people said to me people don’t work in Amex
2. 23/01/2009:I should have either born as dhritrashtra or should have become gandhari to live life peacefully
3. aaj bhi ratings ..nahin..
4. Seems like weekends have desserted me .whether long or short
5. हो गई है पीर पर्वत-सी पिघलनी चाहिए,इस हिमालय से कोई गंगा निकलनी चाहिए।
6. दिल गया तुम ने लिया हम क्या करें जानेवाली चीज़ का ग़म क्या करें
7. cricket after long long time..feels like this world hasn’t come to a standstill yet..
8. dekh maan main roti lekar aa gaya..
9. maan yeh office ka kaam ek din kisi na kisi ki jaan lekar rahega..
10. main kabhi batlaata nahin par sql se darta hoon main maan ..isi liye sab sas main karta hooon maan
11. Excel hai ke maanta nahin
12. इससे पहले के बेवफ़ा हो जायें..क्यों न ऐ दोस्त हम जुदा हो जायें
13. The biggest tragedy of my life is I cann’t stand against my manager without being called anti-Indian
14. The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
15. There is absolutely no problem in not sleeping in nights it just makes your days full of dreams.
16. Recession Songs: I am changing my name to Fannie Mae; I am changing it to AIG. On this bail-out I am betting; Just a piece of what they’re getting, Would be perfectly acceptable to me. I am changing my name to Freddie Mac; I am leaving for that great receiving line. I’ll be waiting when they hand out Seven hundred million grand out — That’s when I’ll get mine.
17. jaag utha shaitan..
18. unintended late night office..oh aaj rat fir nahin..
19. meri aatma hi meri sabse badi dushman hai…
20. sleepless nights and lifeless days..is tehre any reason for me to b alive?
21. my baby ….problem child
22. Dan ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai..
23. simplicity is the complexity of highest order
24. From month end to cycle cut is akin to chandni chowk to china
25. one year gone but what did I gain/lose?
26. everything that has a beginning has an end
27. everything that has a beginning has an end..except madness and insanity
28. saavdhaan age khudai ka kaam chal raha hai..
29. suggestions to cheer me up..
30. Hold my breath as I wish for death
31. Godsmack:Wastin’ time like it was free..Will you ever find where you’ll be..And I’d only would do for you what you’d do for me.
32. शब्द किस तरह..कविता बनते हैं..इसे देखो..अक्षरों के बीच गिरे हुए..आदमी को पढ़ो..लोहे का स्वाद लोहार से मत पूछो घोड़े से पूछो  जिसके मुंह में लगाम है
33. recession aur terrorist kahin bhi aa sakte hain..
34. How tragic one of my frnds asked bal bacche raazi khushi..over the phone.
35. the most sarcastic comment of the weekend was on Friday “Finally the weekend is here”
36. After more than 2 years of consciousness i can say with surety that nothing is final
37. Growing pains
38. life it seems will fade away
39. U2: its the blind leading the blind
40. smoking smoking nikale re dhuan
41. connecting the dots of life: Reliving computer programming and Finite state machines
42. Binary is beautiful
43. I am no God. I am just trying to share his burden my experiments with truth
44. badly wish there was an SAS obfuscated programming contest
45. while (1); %keep_working();end;
46. automation is the techincal name of laziness and cover up of fundamental inefficiencie arising due to incompetency
47. is it the end of a new beginning or the beginning of just another end?
48. Godsmack: help me decide if this place isn’t plagued by the poison in me
49. life is a zero sum game: sometimes you cannt do what you want and sometimes you dont want what you can
50. Kurt Cobain “Where the bad folks go when they die..they dont go to heaven where the angels fly..go to a lake of fire and fly” Another great soul “The good folks get fried and roasted over here”
51. Compliance arose out of complacency
52. nothing parallels the delight of reaching somewhere through toil sweat and blood all your own
53. The level of April fool pranks is inversely proportional to fifth power of the product of your age and designation and work experience
54. The tragedy of world of data is most inaccessible database is named as access and most humble sas
55. years of toil, blood and sweat and alas all it takes is one mistake to obliterate
56. generally closing loose ends results in the formation of a noose
57. the beauty of glassware is not in how beautiful it looks but in how it has managed to survive that slight push /gentle edge that could have annihilated its existence-Myself ..who else 
58. ♫ oh how badly i wish my life to have options on options on the exotic options that i always yearn for
59. ♫ trying to survive
60. ever wondered what a turtle thinks when goes inside the shell?
61. If you become your own enemy then you dont need anyone else
62. क्या उन्हें देख विस्मित होना, जो हैं अलमस्त बहारों में, फूलों को जो हैं गूँथ रहे सोने-चाँदी के तारों में ? मानवता का तू विप्र, गन्ध-छाया का आदि पुजारी है, वेदना-पुत्र! तू तो केवल जलने भर का अधिकारी है। ले बड़ी खुशी से उठा, सरोवर में जो हँसता चाँद मिले, दर्पण में रचकर फूल, मगर उस का भी मोल चुकाता चल। These are lines from “Lohe ke ped hare honge” a poem that used to be in CBSE X class @ that time. Lines that relentelessly inspire me to hold my forte and bring a smile on my face..